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Album review: ‘The Halloween Album’ by The Goldstars

In need of some spooky tunes? The Goldstars serve up a tasty Halloween treat 🎃

Halloween and rock’n’roll have been sordid bedmates since the dawn of time. From Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ ‘I Put a Spell on You’ and Boris Pickett’s ‘Monster Mash’ to Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween (She Get So Mean)’, there’s a plethora of seasonal songs out there to soundtrack any nocturnal celebrations. Adding to the annual spookiness comes this enjoyable collection from The Goldstars.

Throughout the early 2000s, Chicago’s garage punk aficionados gained a sterling reputation for bashing out primitive, hook filled albums such as ‘Gotta Get Out’, ‘Purple Girlfriend’, and ‘The Race EP’. Very much in the vein of bands like the Fuzztones, this band inhabit that glorious dayglo world where fuzzy guitar riffs overlay hypnotic droning organ and primal vocals mine the raw lyrical DNA of rock n roll.

Twenty years have passed since The Goldstars released an album, so it is an unexpected but pleasant surprise to see the band return to the fold with one dedicated to America’s favourite holiday; Halloween. For this aural adventure singer Matt ‘Sal’ Favazza has been joined by Dan ‘The Fox’ Edwards (guitar), Johnny Million (bass), Holly McDowell (organ) and Charles Collings (drums).

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Opening track ‘Let Your Freak Flag Fly (It’s Halloween Night)’ has a strong Alice Cooper feel, as Sal’s semi spoken vocals ape the high prince of horror rock, whilst singing about the dilemmas of choosing a costume for the special night. It’s a cracking tune with a memorable riff throughout that rattles along at a frantic pace:

‘Stroll in Hell’ sees Holly’s organ taking centre stage as vintage monsters are to be found at a 50’s dance party. Gabrielle Sutton takes on main vocal duties on ‘Cats, Rats or Wind’, a track that meanders menacingly towards a scuzzy guitar solo and Sal’s impassioned cry of “The house is possessed, something is after me!”

Can real life be scarier than Halloween? The Goldstars certainly think so, on the amusing, finger-clicking swing of ‘It’s Scary’. We’re back in Alice Cooper territory for ‘I Frankensteined U’ and the band’s reimaging of the classic tale:

Chicago rockabilly royalty Ken Mottet narrates a fateful tale of Halloween being replaced with a second Easter by a charlatan politician on ‘The Introduction/No Halloween’. ‘Monsters Go Away’ is the sequel to that immortal party in ‘Monster Mash’, being about the day after, only the guests still won’t go home… Great fun. A car engine starts, tyres screech and we are on our way to ‘Cabin Rd’ as Sal’s vocals move into Jello Biafra terrain over a rockabilly shuffle.

Keeping the humour at the forefront of the album, ‘Leave Me Alone (A Halloween Song)’ imagines someone who had never heard of Halloween being visited throughout the night by an endless parade of trick-or-treaters. The cries of kids yelling “trick or treat” which taunt the narrator will either make you smile adoringly at the angelic cherubs, or quake in fear, depending on your disposition. There’s a pleasing bar room boogie to ‘New Orleans Ghost Tour Night’. ‘Hallowteen’ is the story of a trick-or-treating teenager who is rejected by all the doors he knocks on, sung over a tune that has a very (ironically?) Doors-y feeling. Kudos for including the sound of our old doorbell in the song – the first few times I listened to the track, my other half came downstairs to ask who was at the door?  The album finishes with the simple but addictive earworm of ‘Want My Damn Candy’, where the teenager’s relentless pursuit finally wins out.

The Goldstars' guitarist Dan 'Zorro Loco' Edwards shows us how dressing up is done!
The Goldstars' guitarist Dan 'Zorro Loco' Edwards shows us how dressing up is done!

A Halloween album, with its creaky doors and screams, is always going to be considered a novelty record by certain quarters, but not here. I love trashy rock’n’roll, and this album has an abundance of horrific charm to entertain all your Halloween guests!

‘The Halloween Album’ is out now on streaming services via Mordorlorff Music – links below:

  1. Let Your Freak Flag Fly (It’s Halloween Night)
  2. Stroll In Hell
  3. Cats, Rats or Wind (Feat. Gabrielle Sutton)
  4. It’s Scary
  5. I Frankensteined U
  6. The Introduction
  7. No Halloween (Feat. Ken Mottet)
  8. Monsters Go Away
  9. Cabin Rd.
  10. Leave Me Alone (A Halloween Song)
  11. New Orleans Ghost Tour Night
  12. Hallowteen
  13. Want My Damn Candy
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