A savage, cinematic takedown of false idols, hollow power, and blind devotion
The third single from Gypsy Pistoleros‘ forthcoming new album, ‘Dark Faerie Tales‘, ‘King of Almost Everything‘ arrives with a brand-new video. A savage, cinematic takedown of false idols, hollow power, and blind devotion – “Almost everything… is still almost nothing.”
A rallying cry for the disillusioned, the track cuts deep into the mythology of modern authority: “We crown the wrong kings and call it salvation, Follow wolves in borrowed halos straight into damnation…”
Dark. Defiant. Unapologetically confrontational. This is Gypsy Pistoleros at their most dangerous – pulling crowns from heads and setting fire to the throne:
Gypsy Pistoleros are the world’s only Glam Punk Goth ’n’ Roll band – a volatile collision of punk grit, gothic decadence, outlaw glamour, and pure incendiary rock’n’roll. How do you follow one of the most electric underground rock statements in recent memory? You don’t play safe.
You go bigger. Darker. Louder.
‘Dark Faerie Tales‘ plays out like myth carved into neon splatter vinyl:
- Churches burn
- Saints fall from grace
- The beautiful misfits rise — glittered, defiant, unbroken
We’ll bring you a full review of the album next week. In the meantime, you can pre-order the CD and a choice of two vinyl editions HERE. The fairytale has begun. Choose your side…
To ignite the release, Gypsy Pistoleros launch a full UK assault:
16 April – London, The Underworld (w/ Slady &Continental Lovers)
17 April – Worcester, The Marrs Bar (Album Launch Party)
18 April – Pontypool, The Dragonffli
22 April – Newcastle, The Cluny
24 April – Dunfermline, The Brasshouse
25 April – Edinburgh, Bannermans
1–2 May – Beltane Gathering Festival, Wales
9 May – No Sleep Till Blackpool Festival @ The Waterloo
10 May – Stoke-on-Trent, Eleven (Matinee)
15 May – Nottingham, The Old Cold Store
16 May – Stockport, The Holy Diver
23 May – Breaking Bands Festival, Birmingham
6 June – Stourjam Festival, Stourport Civic Hall
7 August – Rebellion Punk Festival, Blackpool Winter Gardens
Tikets and more information HERE. European dates and festivals to be announced.
Main Photo Credit: JAY SHREDDER
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