Queen’s Brian May is an astrophysicist. Particle physicist, Professor Brian Cox, was the keyboard player in D:Ream. But did you know, that not all punks threw away their text books when they picked up their guitars? Some are right clever dicks!
Punk has always been music with a conscience – it’s more than just a bunch of pissheads letting off steam. It’s the voice of social awareness, political exposure and environmental concern. So it’s no surprise that some punk idols are just as capable of writing a thesis as they are an empowering circle-pit-worthy hit. Here are five of the smartest punks in music today!
Name: Greg Graffin
Band: Bad Religion
Studied at: University of California (UCLA), Cornwell University
Smart at: Anthropology, Geology and has a Ph.D in Zoology
From their conception in 1980, Californian hardcore punks Bad Religion have always been politically and social charged. Their lyrics have brought to light issues from political discord to media prejudice. But lead singer, Greg Gaffin’s first love is science. Gaffin freely admits that he’s a punk rocker by night and a university lecturer by day – teaching classes at both UCLA and Cornwell University.
A ‘clever sod’ is an understatement when describing Gaffin! This punk nerd holds a double major in Anthropology and Geology from UCLA and has a Ph.D in Zoology from Cornwell. In 2008 he received the Rushdie Award for Cultural Humanism and is a published author with his works including; ‘Is Belief in God Good, Bad or Irrelevant? A Professor and Punk Rocker Discuss Science, Religion, Naturalism & Christianity’ co-authored by historian Preston Jones.
Name: Tom Morello
Bands: Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Prophets of Rage
Studied at: Harvard University
Smart at: Political and Social Science
Alright! Alright! So Rage Against The Machine may not be 100% embraced by the punk fraternity, but come on, they do embody everything punk stands for. Their music captures influences from punk, rap and metal giving them a powerful social voice defining everything their name represents.
Lyrically the band take a strong stance against corruption and they are not afraid to voice their political views. Guitarist, Tom Morello, freely speak his mind and for this he is equally loved and loathed. By all accounts he is possibly one of the most informed musicians around today. He uses music as a platform to voice these views and bring attention to the corruption surrounding us.
Morello’s passion blend of music and politics started in high school where he graduated with honours. He developed left-leaning political proclivities early, and has described himself as having been “the only anarchist in a conservative high school.” He later enrolled as a Political Science student at Harvard University and graduated with a BA in Social Studies.
Name: Dexter Holland
Band: The Offspring
Studied at: University of Southern California
Smart at: Biology and Molecular Biology
The Offspring’s Dexter Holland resumé reads as: musician, singer, virologist, pilot, and businessman. So it’s no surprise he graduated high school as class valedictorian (Translates as: ‘The school smarty pants). He also once stated: “I find science just as exciting as punk rock.”.
Following his love of science, he went on to earn a B.S. (Bachelor of Science… not Bullshit ) in biology and a M.S in Molecular Biology at the University of South California. He was a candidate for a Ph.D in Molecular Biology but, thank the ‘gods of punk’, he chose instead to ride the wave of success the band found in the early 90’s. Image life without ‘Smash‘! Horrifying, right?
Holland went back and completed his Ph.D in Molecular Biology in 2017 .
Holding a pilot’s licence he flew around the world solo in 10 days and as a business man has his own brand of hot sauce named Gringo Bandito which is ranked one of the top hot sauces on Amazon.
Name: Milo Aukerman
Band: The Descendents
Studied at: University of California, University of Wisconsin
Smart at: Bio Chemistry
The Descendents’ comical, nerdy mascot, ‘Milo’, is one of the most recognised logo’s in punk. The drawing is a caricature of the bands front-man Milo Aukerman and was created by a friend in high school. According to the bands drummer Bill Stevenson, “He was kind of making fun of Milo, because they were close friends and he’d draw simple comic strips called ‘The Mishaps of Milo’ which would play up to the side of Milo as the absent-mided genius.”
Aukerman studied biology at Universty of California a went on to get his PhD in Bio Chemistry from University of Wisconsin.
The band are still making music and touring, however, in the four decades of The Descendents the band has taken many ‘long breaks’ to allow Aukerman to balance his love of music and his passion for science.
In the early days it was university that took precedence. Later it was his return to study to pursue a graduate degree and then a career in plant genetics, where he worked as a researcher on ‘exciting’ stuff like ‘Analysis of opaque-two function in Maise’. A must for all punk fans to understand…. okay maybe not!
Name: Blake Schwarzenbach
Bands: Jawbreaker, Forgetters
Studied at: NYU
Smart at: English Literature and Creative Writing
Punk band Jawbreaker formed in 1986 and over the next decade were credited, along with many others of that era, as being part of the U.S. punk revival scene. Lead vocalist Blake Schwarzenbach to this day remains a highly influential figure in the punk/emo music scene, known as “one of the godfathers of emo”.
In 1991 Schwarzenbach gained a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature and Creative Writing from NYU. In 2004, Samantha Gillison wrote about his work: “…his writing has expanded beyond lyrics and liner notes. Employing Michel Foucault’s theory of spontaneous and local anarchy, his artistic self-expression now includes deeply felt political essays, children’s stories, and graphic representation in the form of agitprop stickers that have wound up on New York City cop cars, subway ads, Starbucks windows, and Fox News vans. “
Lesley Woods: singer/guitarist, AuPairs
After the AuPairs split, Lesley said her brain was quite scrambled and said she needed to get he mind back, “So I thought I’d do something really difficult and started studying law.” Lesley was called to the bar when she was 32 and works in immigration law. “I’ve always had a very strong sense of justice, and working in this area means I haven’t had to compromise my punk integrity.”
James Williamson (The Stooges)
One of the primary architects of punk rock – Williamson, lead guitarist of The Stooges, became big in Silicon Valley – eventually becoming a V.P. at Sony, where he was part of the team developing Blu-Ray technology.